here are some of the comments i got lately:
"you are not girlfriend material."
"you are not dateable"
"you will never be a threat."
"you are a happy meal compared to a steak."
"i think you have hidden p*nis in you somewhere."
and they all said that they meant it in a good way. :( i dont get it.
i am stuck in the forever friend category. help!
4 comments:
..not always the case ;)
..not always the case ;)
oh kid, im telling you, it's ALWAYS the case. :D
i wish i can give you assurance that they are not true, etc. and make you feel good about yourself, but the thing is i'm feeling the same way and i know i'll be a hypocrite if i lecture you on how everything is based on your perception and all that psycho-rhetoric. these are people's opinions, and though they may not necessarily be true, they are valid and i don't want to contest them. to each his own, ika nga.
let me just then give you my own two cents worth:
1. you are not girlfriend material
you are a great friend, and the best of friendships make the most solid of foundations for the greatest relationships, in which case, you'll make the best girlfriend.
2. you are not dateable
how come? you have so many dates i'm envious...
3. you will never be a threat
too early to tell... and didn't our friend, whom you quote in your signature, say, "Never and forever are lies"?
4. you are a happy meal compared to a steak
maybe because you're wholesome and you have so many other things to offer - great humor, true friendship.. maybe 'coz with you, people won't just get food, they get food and toys. you're the entire package, the childhood dream. you know what i'm saying? i hope i'm making sense 'coz i'm making sense in my head.. but hey, it's me.. :)
5. you have a hidden p*nis somewhere
possible. didn't someone postulate that the cl*t is the female version of the penis, it just didn't develop into one? ;P
hahaha.. sorry.. i'm sad and lonely...
...pero they're true..
i love you
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